best-of-funny:

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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“Was the first time you met her [Jennifer Lawrence] working on this film?”

(Source: ladyeverlark)

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I don’t like going to weddings; I find it stressful. I think they should just get rid of marriage.

(Source: gusings)

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slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

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nochancemartian:

toukos:

what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon

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nobodyknowsbutmeandyou:

Objects are made by men, and used for many purposes… but we never… love… objects.

(Source: irritationknot)

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